Aghgh! Yesterday I got the loveliest package in the mail of PERFECTLY RIPE AVOCADOS from my friend Joe! Joe and I met in DC at this awesome bar called The Passenger which I was working at at the time...before I got fired. But that's OKAY! Because I met fantastic people like Joe! And now I'm making guac and contemplating a mid-day "it's great to be alive" tequila shot whilst wearing a "Miss Baltimore Crabs" tee! Life. Is. Good.